are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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