Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
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Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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