your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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