Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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