Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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My legs feel like baby dolphins
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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