Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Someone signed my nipple.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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