He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
i think my cat just said my name.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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