i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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