I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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