Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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