White coat. Heels.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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