real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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