why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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