heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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