she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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