We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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