Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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