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(571): View more from Virginia

I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background

(202): View more from Washington, DC

Da na na, na na naa

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(916): View more from California

I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.

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(541): View more from Oregon

We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault

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(307): View more from Wyoming

We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"

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(310): View more from California

He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then

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(828): View more from North Carolina

But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.

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