problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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