Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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