Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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