okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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