No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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