You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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