my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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