the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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