have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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