youre lurking in front of me
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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