I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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