did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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