You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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