i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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