someone get that fucking seahorse.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
