adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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