I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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