i don't like sucking hair
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
