mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
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I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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