Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just want nice things and good sex
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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