I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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