He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
