the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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