Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The best revenge is premature balding
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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