Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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