If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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