Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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