if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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