It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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