so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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