On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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