I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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