she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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