YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
