I wanna bring you to show and tell
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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