She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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