matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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