i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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