"it" just moved
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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