I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
