butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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