i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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