Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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